Rear of the card reads….
Your body is no longer your own..
is an invisible and unwelcome creature
who lurks around “women of a certain age”
Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire
She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain
Take the following steps:
Warn everyone to keep their distance
Buy bigger pants
Stock up with chocolate and ice cream
Avoid stupid people
Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer
Sleep in a cool garage
Do not join long queues
Work in isolation wherever possible
Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity
Warn everyone to keep their distance..again
You will get through this x
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