Menopause - Love Country by Sarah Reilly https://lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/product-category/cards/menopause/ Bring a little country style home Tue, 25 Feb 2025 14:44:53 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cropped-site-icon-1-32x32.jpg Menopause - Love Country by Sarah Reilly https://lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/product-category/cards/menopause/ 32 32 Rage Menopause Card https://lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/product/rage-menopause-card/ https://lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/product/rage-menopause-card/#respond Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:15:55 +0000 https://www.lovecountrybysarahreilly.co.uk/?post_type=product&p=236360 Our menopause humour cards are a colourful new look at menopause and its symptoms...watch out for the Menopauseosaur! She is an invisible and unwelcome creature who lurks around “women of a certain age”. Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire, she will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain... precautionary measures feature on the reverse of each card..

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Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

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Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

All artwork and poems copyright protected by the Artist. Sarah Reilly, Love Country by Sarah Reilly. All rights reserved.

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]]> Rear of the card reads….

Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

All artwork and poems copyright protected by the Artist. Sarah Reilly, Love Country by Sarah Reilly. All rights reserved.

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]]> Rear of the card reads….

Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

All artwork and poems copyright protected by the Artist. Sarah Reilly, Love Country by Sarah Reilly. All rights reserved.

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Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

All artwork and poems copyright protected by the Artist. Sarah Reilly, Love Country by Sarah Reilly. All rights reserved.

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]]> Rear of the card reads….

Your body is no longer your own..

The Menopauseosaur

is an invisible and unwelcome creature

who lurks around “women of a certain age”

Bringing with her unpredictable mood swings and hellfire

She will dramatically take over your emotions and fog your brain

Take the following steps:

Warn everyone to keep their distance

Buy bigger pants

Stock up with chocolate and ice cream

Avoid stupid people

Put your bedsheets and underwear in the freezer

Sleep in a cool garage

Do not join long queues

Work in isolation wherever possible

Hang out with other menopausal women for sanity

Warn everyone to keep their distance..again

You will get through this x

All artwork and poems copyright protected by the Artist. Sarah Reilly, Love Country by Sarah Reilly. All rights reserved.

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